May 2013
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
notyoudonut:
my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
snowpatrls:
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
